we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
"You know why God cast me down? Because I loved him. More than anything."
"I’m very shy,” O’Brien says. “I wish more people believed me when I say that. Stiles is a version of me that rarely exists in the real world. He’s so confident and extroverted, and I’m much more restrained and internal.”
Love how the Doctor and Barty are in the same photoset representing two different characters
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
game of thrones + text posts
because i’m a meme-loving fuck
Body Language Cheat Sheet for Writers
As described by Selnick’s article:
i’m not that attracted to sebastian sta-
well okay, that’s cute but-
oh my god
hold on don’t
JE SUS F CUK I SAID WAIT
i don’t even know what to do anymore
WHO IS THIS MAN
fuc kING FUJKCUKFCKUF
AND I JUST???
what di d i do to fall into this pit
how could tHIS HAPPEN T O M E
I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES
i’ vE gO T NO wHER E T O RU N
wa ht a fdisastr ous fuckign post
i a m broken